Tridevi Gossip Session
Tridevi Gossip Session
Welcome back to the divine world of Kailasha. The Kailasa Cloud Lounge – Herbal Tea, Lotus Cushions, and a Wi-Fi strong enough to run the universe’s financial database.
Parvati (In Mom Mode, and slowly sipping her favorite tulsi tea):
My dear Betiya(daughter) Lakshmi and Saraswati, I’ve been thinking — why do we never get a girls’ day out? Shiva takes off to meditate for eons, and we three are here and busy managing energy flows, and rituals. Along with that, we have a lot of other responsibilities! We too need some
Lakshmi (Busy scrolling her DivineBank app):
Because, Maa, do you know what will happen if we leave even for a second? Half the world’s wealth would evaporate into cryptocurrencies and the stock market would crash. You know how humans are with money!
Saraswati (In a calm and composed mood busy adjusting her specs and flipping through a Kindle loaded with Vedas):
True, Didi. And if I don’t supervise education, people start quoting “Google Baba” as scripture. Last week, someone called ChatGPT a modern sage. I mean—no offense to the bot, but come on writing the question answers of the school kids!
Parvati :
See? That’s exactly why I say we need a little reset. Why not go for a Himalayan retreat? I’ll take care of the spa, Laksmi brings luxury, and you, Sarsu, handle the playlist — no mantras, please darling. Play some Lata Mangeshkar songs and maybe some Coke Studio.
Lakshmi (laughs):
Done! But Maa, remember last time you planned a “retreat”? It ended in Navratri! You were seen dancing for nine nights straight. You also made us run an entire puja event!
Saraswati:
And don’t forget, you assigned me to manage online registrations for Durga Puja competitions. I’m still haunted by that “Dance Moms of Kashi” WhatsApp group. Still sending me messages to learn about the upcoming puja dance themes.
Parvati (feigning innocence):
Beta, divine multitasking is part of your job description. You represent the goddess of wisdom after all! If you can conceive the alphabet, surely you can handle a few moms too.
Lakshmi (mischievously):
Also, Maa, please tell Baba (BholeNath) to update his wardrobe. Tiger skin is so 2000 BCE. At least get him one FabIndia kurta and dhoti.
Saraswati (making face):
Forget kurta. Ask to learn, how to use Google Calendar. Last time, he ended up with double-booking for Shivratri and a World Peace summit.
Parvati (pretending to be shocked):
Arrey! Don’t tease your father! He’s eternal… like that one sock you can never find but always know is around somewhere.
Lakshmi:
Exactly! Talking of socks, I found a pair in Vishnuji’s Sudarshan Chakra. I think it’s been stuck there since Dwapar Yuga.
Saraswati (murmuring):
I rest my case. The men in this pantheon are powerful but fashionably hopeless.
When women take a day off, the universe trembles. So maybe they deserve not one, but two spa days a month — for balance, harmony, and… sanity.
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Wow, absolutely loved this—reading about the pettiness in Kailasa’s Cloud Lounge had me giggling! Parvati’s “girls’ day” idea is so relatable (and overdue 😂), and those jabs at crypto chaos and ChatGPT made me nod in agreement. Lakshmi’s luxury flex vs Saraswati’s chill vibe had perfect twin-sister energy. And yes, Shiva desperately needs a FabIndia makeover—tiger skin is soooo last century! Spa days for the Tridevi? Totally deserve it—balance is key.
Where do you even get such wild ideas!!
I could never think up of goddesses gossiping and generally chilling out , it just made them a little more relatable for me.I like it when you say – When women take a day off, the universe trembles.That’s true shakti.
This is exactly the kind of mythological group chat energy we need more of. Parvati in spa-mom mode, Saraswati haunted by WhatsApp groups, and Lakshmi managing crypto anxiety? Iconic. Also yes, BholeNath urgently needs a FabIndia intervention
Yaar, I am simply in aww for the story ideas you find! Amazing story yet again… I didn’t like the BBC’s attempt to bring Sherlock into 21st century, but this, I am totally enjoying… Please write more.
Amazing! You made the Goddesses gossip like mortal women anywhere in the world!It is fun to read and i enjoy the banter.
That was a strong message conveyed through the playful conversations between the Goddesses. How creative and interesting is that!!!!!
hahahaha this was a cute tale. All the technologies being involved to craft this story were mindfully with respect to the role of each goddess. Loved it.
women deserve a month of spa days! ChatGPT, a modern sage, this is one moniker that’s staying with me. It was the best among the whole chat. And yes, it would be nice to see Shiva in a FabIndia dhoti and kurta, quite like Narada Muni.
You are awesome Samata! The moment I saw the picture of teen Deviaya’s Chai Pe Charcha, I knew I was in for something special now. Please keep up with these tales from Kailash.
I love how you’re making the Gods and Goddesses have fun and entertaining us with their imagined anecdotes! Look forward to your posts!
This “gossip session” gave me a delightful peek behind the cosmic curtain! The playful banter about Wi‑Fi, tulsi tea, and tiger‑skin wardrobes cracked me up. I never imagined the Tridevi complaining about scheduling apps and spa breaks ; but I’m here for it!
This was hilarious! The Tridevi’s banter felt so life—like a real divine WhatsApp group chat. Parvati planning spa days, Lakshmi managing crypto, and Saraswati juggling puja registrations? Totally relatable!
I couldn’t stop smiling at the witty banter between the goddesses. Loved the modern twist on divine life—especially the “Dance Moms of Kashi” bit!
Oh this was such a fun and refreshing read.
Parvati in full mom-mode, Lakshmi with her elegance, and Saraswati’s quiet wisdom… you captured their voices so beautifully and playfully. It made me smile and actually imagine what it would be like if goddesses really took a well-deserved break just like us.
A nice way to look at our mythology bringing them to today’s relevance
Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine Goddesses in a gossip session. This was wild!
Loved reading this! Such a fun idea and funny to ‘hear’ them discuss new age apps and bots!
This is divine satire at its best! Hilarious yet relatable—goddesses juggling cosmic duties and craving a girls’ trip. Parvati’s spa, Lakshmi’s luxury, and Saraswati’s playlist? Count me in!!
Your version of divine figures will never be out of place in the current times. Thoroughly enjoyed reading it. Your posts are always so unique.
Kailaasas cloud lounge is definitely a great place. I’m sure awaiting their himalayan retreat episode
I love when reality hits home in a satirical form. Your words have 3ws wisdom, wit and welcoming perspective. The humor is on point which also makes me think of the world absurdities today. Loved every bit of this blog!
haha…I laughed so much! This is so much fun to imagine. Maa Durga with Tulsi tea 🙂
You should really turn this series into something visual… Maybe reels? Or how about compiling them into a book?
Now I really want to visit Kailash. Lakshmi is exactly like me; I guess we both will feel very happy to meet each other. Hahaha, loved this small story plot. Keep them coming.
This playful glimpse into Kailasha’s Cloud Lounge brought so many smiles. The Tridevi’s witty banter and relatable frustrations reminded me how even divine beings need a break. A delightful reminder to find joy and humor in everyday life.