Vaikuntha Katha- Lakshmi – Vishnu Banter
Vaikuntha Katha- Lakshmi – Vishnu Banter
Divine swans were gliding across the lotus ponds in Vaikuntha on a bright, golden morning. The Gandharva musicians, who were busy on practicing for the evening aarti, played a gentle classical tune that drifted through the atmosphere. As we enter the palace, Bhagwan Vishnu is lying on Sheshnaag. It looks like he’s lost in a cosmic sudoku puzzle. Abruptly, the doors open.
Lakshmi, blushing with joy:
“Narayana! You’ll be mesmerized by the news! The Gandharva Mall is hosting its once-in-a-lifetime “Mahalaxmi Mega Sale” today.
Vishnu:
“Mahalaxmi Mega Sale?” asked Vishnu. I thought you planned that in the previous yuga so the Devis could go shopping without the Asuras causing any trouble.
Lakshmi:
“That’s right! I also get to use my “Divine Priority Pass” because I am the founder. It enables me to shop early and receive additional savings.
Vishnu:
“And what on earth do you need this time?” Vishnu sighed. You already own enough sarees to make two circumnavigations of the Milky Way.”
Lakshmi (counting wildly on her fingers):
“Let’s see Sparkling anklets to match the stars, a moonbeam shawl for those chilly cosmic evenings, a fresh collection of sarees embroidered with lotuses, and oh! A limited-edition clutch in the shape of Sudarshan.
Vishnu, looking shocked:
“A clutch that resembles my Sudarshan Chakra? When you’re upset, I hope it doesn’t start spinning.
Lakshmi:
“Don’t give me any ideas, dear!” said Lakshmi.
Now completely absorbed in the discussion, Vishnu put aside his cosmic sudoku.
Vishnu:
“Tell me, where do you even store all of this when you purchase it? The whole southern wing of Vaikuntha became your personalized dressing room the last time you received that Nebula jewelry set.
Lakshmi (dramatizing):
“Come on! Remember that I am the Goddess of Abundance? My collection takes up more space. In addition, I cleared out some shelves by donating your old Vishwaroop attire.
Vishnu:
“You revealed my clothes? “Those holographic prints were limited-edition.”
Lakshmi:
“Limited edition?” Lakshmi chuckled. In every yuga, you show off that look! Ganesha agrees that you need a makeover.
Vishnu:
Pretending to make an emergency call, Vishnu picked up a conch shell. “Garuda! Beware! Lakshmi Mata is going shopping again! “Keep my butter jars and cosmic cricket bats safe!”
Garuda:
“May the universes be safe today!” muttered Garuda as he shook his head and took off, peering in from the doorway.
Lakshmi:
“Don’t play innocent,” Lakshmi said, glaring at Vishnu. I caught you surreptitiously purchasing new flute strings for Krishna’s collection just last week. I even discovered a receipt that said, “Buy 1 Get 108 Free,” hidden beneath your Sheshnaag pillow.
Vishnu realized he had been caught, he laughed:
“All right, all right. At least my flute strings don’t come with cosmic sandals and matching purses, though.
Lakshmi ignored his jests and moved in closer, her eyes softening:
“I do this to make Vaikuntha beautiful, Narayana, jokes aside. I maintain the charm of our house, and you look after the universe. Remember balance?
Vishnu said with a kind smile:
“And that’s why you are my Shakti.” Even the best Sudarshan Chakra would feel lacking without you.
Lakshmi:
Lakshmi gave him a playful shoulder rub and said, “What a sweetheart! Now assist me in selecting some hues. Which saree should I choose—the “Aurora of Goloka” or the “Sunset on Kailasa” one?”
Vishnu:
“Well,” Vishnu thought, “why not both? However, only if you also pick up something for our next trip to Bhuloka, such as something casual like plain silk with borders made of peacock feathers.”
Lakshmi:
“Deal!” Lakshmi answered. The Devas have been complaining that your cosmic scent has recently become a little too traditional, so I’ll also get you some “Maya Mist” perfume.”
Vishnu:
Vishnu erupted in laughter, saying, “Classic? The ‘Timeless Vishnu’ edition is the name of it! Okay, I’ll try your new scent, though.
Lakshmi hugged Vishnu:
“Done! Before Saraswati Behen arrives and takes all the royal whites, let me reach fast to the sale stalls.”
As she ran off, Vishnu teased.
Vishnu, with a playful smirk:
“Hey, don’t forget to grab some patience pills for me on your way back!”
Lakshmi:
Lakshmi, turning back with a cheeky smile, replies, “Sorry, they’ve been out of stock since the dawn of time, my dear!”
With that, Lakshmi vanished like a spark of golden light, leaving Vishnu chuckling and the whole of Vaikuntha filled with the sound of divine laughter.
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I really enjoyed the playful banter between Lakshmi and Vishnu. It felt like I was in Vaikuntha, laughing at Vishnu’s cosmic sudoku jokes and Lakshmi’s excitement about the mega sale. Lakshmi’s teasing about Vishnu’s flute-string collection and his comeback about her shopping spree made their chemistry so enjoyable.
The banter between Lord Vishnu and Goddess Lakshmi about ‘Saraswati Behen carrying away all the royal whites’ and ‘patience pills’ being out of stock had me chuckling.Never occured to me where the Gods shop for clothing and jewellery!
Loved the playful banter between Lakshmi and Vishnu, it’s so witty and full of charm. Love the way you blend mythology with humor.
Wow! How creative! Absolutely loved the banter between Vishnu and Lakshmi. It was playful, unique, and beautiful. Loving this divine series!
Absolutely adored this divine dramedy! The playful banter between Lakshmi and Vishnu had the perfect blend of sass and symbolism.
I really admire the way you string words with the Gods. This is rib-tickling humour.Cosmic Sudoku! Buy 1 get 108 free! these days Ashada sales are on and some malls are selling sarees by the kilo.
Felt like I was watching a divine rom-com unfold in Vaikuntha.Loved the Sudarshan clutch bit, so quirky and clever.You made Lakshmi ji and Vishnu ji feel so real and fun. Would love to read more of their cosmic banters.
Bravo for such an engaging retelling! The balance of humor and devotion in Lakshmi and Vishnu’s interaction is so well done. Your narrative voice adds a charming, human touch without losing its divine essence.
I read this story to my mother and we both laughed reading this banter and related Gods era with today’s world. It was fun reading this.
I am almost rolling now. Buy 1, get 108 free. And look at Ma Lakshmi’s subtle insecurity that her sister doesn’t pick the best white saree. Haha, and I would love to take a glimpse of that cosmic sudoku.
I love, love, love your posts! Your imagination, which leads to writing these posts, deserves a round of applause! A clutch in the shape of the Sudarshan Chakra was wild!:))))
Wonderful….I could acually visualise this scene playing out in front of my eyes. So creative, Samata. Compile them in a book, my dear, please!
The powerful and good looking jodi of Maa Lakshmi and Lord Vishnu is my absolute favorite in the celestial world. Their banters and altercations and arguments are too cute!
When Lakshmi mataji is so excited for shopping while Vishnuji can’t manage to discourage her, our mere mortal husbands don’t stand a chance! Funny! 😆
Playful banter amidst this sale that takes the Earth by storm. Very nicely depicted. By the way, vishnu’s statement, You revealed my clothes immediately after Lakshmi saying she donated the Vishwaroopam clothes..doesn’t truly make sense to me. Am I missing something?
Aww this was an amazing conversation that I enjoyed reading. Mahalaxmi mega sale sounds interesting
I am really enjoying these posts. You are so creative. The way you write, I can actually imagine the conversation.
Loved this playful banter between Lakshmi and Vishnu that you’ve woven, Samata. So charming and fun!
I simply love your skill of making all these divine entities just like us. Same banter, same teasing. Such a lovely story!
Oh God! How do you come up with this! I was hooked from the first line and the mega sale got me laughing!
ha ha this series of your is pretty funny! bringing our devi and devatas to our interenet powered world!
Lakshmi with a “Divine Priority Pass”? Genius! And Vishnu, forever the cosmic husband wondering why anyone needs more sarees than the stars themselves—pure gold!
Love these banters and your writing style. So creative and imagination where it feels sky is the limit!
This playful exchange between Lakshmi and Vishnu brought a smile to my face! As a mom, I love how it reminds me to find joy in the everyday moments and to embrace laughter as a form of connection.