Tridevi Gossip Session
Tridevi Gossip Session
Welcome back to the divine world of Kailasha. The Kailasa Cloud Lounge – Herbal Tea, Lotus Cushions, and a Wi-Fi strong enough to run the universe’s financial database.
Parvati (In Mom Mode, and slowly sipping her favorite tulsi tea):
My dear Betiya(daughter) Lakshmi and Saraswati, I’ve been thinking — why do we never get a girls’ day out? Shiva takes off to meditate for eons, and we three are here and busy managing energy flows, and rituals. Along with that, we have a lot of other responsibilities! We too need some
Lakshmi (Busy scrolling her DivineBank app):
Because, Maa, do you know what will happen if we leave even for a second? Half the world’s wealth would evaporate into cryptocurrencies and the stock market would crash. You know how humans are with money!
Saraswati (In a calm and composed mood busy adjusting her specs and flipping through a Kindle loaded with Vedas):
True, Didi. And if I don’t supervise education, people start quoting “Google Baba” as scripture. Last week, someone called ChatGPT a modern sage. I mean—no offense to the bot, but come on writing the question answers of the school kids!
Parvati :
See? That’s exactly why I say we need a little reset. Why not go for a Himalayan retreat? I’ll take care of the spa, Laksmi brings luxury, and you, Sarsu, handle the playlist — no mantras, please darling. Play some Lata Mangeshkar songs and maybe some Coke Studio.
Lakshmi (laughs):
Done! But Maa, remember last time you planned a “retreat”? It ended in Navratri! You were seen dancing for nine nights straight. You also made us run an entire puja event!
Saraswati:
And don’t forget, you assigned me to manage online registrations for Durga Puja competitions. I’m still haunted by that “Dance Moms of Kashi” WhatsApp group. Still sending me messages to learn about the upcoming puja dance themes.
Parvati (feigning innocence):
Beta, divine multitasking is part of your job description. You represent the goddess of wisdom after all! If you can conceive the alphabet, surely you can handle a few moms too.
Lakshmi (mischievously):
Also, Maa, please tell Baba (BholeNath) to update his wardrobe. Tiger skin is so 2000 BCE. At least get him one FabIndia kurta and dhoti.
Saraswati (making face):
Forget kurta. Ask to learn, how to use Google Calendar. Last time, he ended up with double-booking for Shivratri and a World Peace summit.
Parvati (pretending to be shocked):
Arrey! Don’t tease your father! He’s eternal… like that one sock you can never find but always know is around somewhere.
Lakshmi:
Exactly! Talking of socks, I found a pair in Vishnuji’s Sudarshan Chakra. I think it’s been stuck there since Dwapar Yuga.
Saraswati (murmuring):
I rest my case. The men in this pantheon are powerful but fashionably hopeless.
When women take a day off, the universe trembles. So maybe they deserve not one, but two spa days a month — for balance, harmony, and… sanity.
This blog post is part of ‘Blogaberry Dazzle’
hosted by Cindy D’Silva and Noor Anand Chawla
in collaboration with Ratna Prabha
Wow, absolutely loved this—reading about the pettiness in Kailasa’s Cloud Lounge had me giggling! Parvati’s “girls’ day” idea is so relatable (and overdue 😂), and those jabs at crypto chaos and ChatGPT made me nod in agreement. Lakshmi’s luxury flex vs Saraswati’s chill vibe had perfect twin-sister energy. And yes, Shiva desperately needs a FabIndia makeover—tiger skin is soooo last century! Spa days for the Tridevi? Totally deserve it—balance is key.