V – Veggie Excuse Dad: Eat your vegetables!Child: I can’t! They don’t want to be..

U – Umbrella Saga
Bablu: Daddy, do umbrellas ever get tired?
Dad: Tired? No, why would they? Bablu: Because you see, they always remain standing up.

Angela: Mumma, if I put all my teeth under my pillow at once, will the Tooth Fairy give me a castle?! Mom (with a choked voice): “All your teeth?

Sonam (innocent face, nagging voice): Papa… just one more story, na? Please?
Dad: Beta, I’ve already told you three stories!

Ani: Mumma, why do we wear raincoats? Mom (smiling): So we don’t get wet when it rains. Mom: Well… ducks like getting wet. They were born for it!